This picture is about 10 years old, but it's also the best picture I have of myself, and not much has changed over time . . . except the hair style!

OK, I lied, I hav changed over time (and I defy anyone NOT to change!).  This picture was taken around October/November of 2004.  And no, I'm not wearing any makeup, but yes, I AM wearing a shirt lol!  It's just a very pale pink color.

Bite me if you don't like it!  This picture was taken in February 2006.

WHAT a smart ass!  This picture was also taken in February 2006.

Woo Hoo!  New pictures!  I've got bangs now, and everyone was bugging me to take a new picture, so here are a couple new pics.  I finally got the floppy drive working on my (new) computer, so I was able to take them  It's a long, weak story, but in short my suck-ass digital camera required Win95, so I have to download the pictures from it to a sorry, old computer I keep in the back room, put them on a floppy, then upload them to my good 'puter and finally the internet.  It's a pain in the ass.

Last pic - hair up, this pic - hair down!  It looks kinda short in this picture, but I swear I only cut the bangs!  The rest of my mane goes down to the small of my back, so while you can't see it in this pic, my hair is there, it's just behind my shoulder.  Overall, I think I look like I'm going to cheerfully rip someone's heart out and force-feed it to there in this pic . . . possibly licking my lips whilst doing it!  Both these pictures were taken in September 2006.

This picture was taken in 1993, while I was on the Caribbean island of SABA (about a 20 min flight from St. Maarten).  I'm the one in the white shirt, front row middle.  As with most of my trips, I was there to scuba dive!

This was taken in June 2000, while I was vacationing in FIJI (in the South Pacific), aboard the liveaboard boat the MATANGI PRINCESS (which may no longer be sailing?).  A liveaboard is a smaller shit (usually 10-20 passengers) that you stay on board for several nights with the purpose to (scuba) dive! dive! dive!

My mother gave this picture to me.  It was taken in April of 1968.  It is me, all of nine months old, taking my very first steps along the beautiful beaches of Galveston Texas!  (Nice Texas ''seashells'' - err - beer cans!  WHATEVER!)